Dad: I Hate That Funerals Are so Early In the Morning… Son: You Know I Always Wondered Why They Are So Early In The Dad. Dad: Same, But I Dislike It Due To Me Not Being A “Mourning Person”!
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Daily Dad: Sonny Koufax
Today’s Daily Dad, Who’s Going In The Dad Zone, Is Sonny Koufax [Big Daddy]. Koufax Is A Cynical, & Antisocial, But As The Film Progresses He Get’s Closer To Kid & Eventually Says “I would die for this kid, just so he wouldn’t have to feel a moment of sadness”
Lack Of Talent: Hard Head
Jewel Of The Arctic (Treasure Idea)
Here’s one for you DM’s that want a cold treasure! Description: A large blue gem that is in an iceberg shape… it’s cold to a touch Backstory: This gem was found in a cave in the highest mountain, in the coldest region of the world. It was protected by a frost giant, who gave it’s …
Door Barricade Failure (trap idea)
Here’s one for you DM’s that want a funny, crushing trap. The players enter an abandoned barricaded building. As they explore they find a great many barcades on practically everything. Except they will find a door that has not been baraced, or noticable touched. If one of the players try to push the door open, …
Potion of anti-undeath (Potion idea)
Here’s one for you DM’s who want a potion that will make sure your undead are just dead-dead. Appearance: A brownish potion, that is found in a red skull shaped glass container Description: This potion, made by a cleric, is an instant kill to all undead. The entirety of the potion must touch the person …
Dad Jokes Time!
Dad: Hey Son, Your Cousin is Seeing What HIs’ Retrievers Lab Results Are. Son: HUH, Well That’s Neat I Guess. Dad: Yeah, He’s Just Waiting For The ‘Lab’ Results!
Daily Dad: Mumble
Today’s Daily Dad, Who’s Going In The Dad Zone, Is Mumble [Happy Feet 2] After His Father Was Unsupportive Of Him for The Majority Of The First Film, When Mumble Get’s His Chance To Be A Father, He Makes Sure To Be An Allowing & Protective Dad!
Lack Of Talent: Sin
Loot Die (item idea)
Here’s one for you DM’s that want a risk reward system. Appearance: A gold 1d6 with silver numberings etched into it. It glows with a magical ability. Description: This die, made by a greedy god, can change the amount of a loot the players have. Each side on it either increase or decrees the amount …
