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Dad: Hey Son, Why Don’t Ells & Eagles Breed With Eachother? Son: Evolution? Dad: NO, Because It Would Be Elleagle!

Dad: Hey Son, Why Do Seas Hate To Lose? Son: Cause… I Don’t Know, Why? Dad: Because They Are Salty

Dad: Hey Son Did You Know That White Boards Are- Son: Re-Markable? Dad: ..Yes

Dad: Hey Son, What Do You Call A Magician Who Lost Their Magic? Son: A Muggle? Dad: No, It Would Be Ian!

Dad: Hey Son, What Type Of Tea Do Rich People Drink? Son: Vintage Narcissus? Dad: No, They Drink Property!

Dad: You Know, The Dry Erase Board Is One Of Humanity’s Greatest Inventions Son: How So? Dad: Well, It’s Just “Remarkable”

Dad: You Know, I Can’t Find My VHS Of Gone In 60 Seconds? Son: You Still Have VHS Tapes? Dad: Yeah, Anyway, I Can’t Find It I Only Put It Down A Minute Ago!

Dad: Hey Son, What Do Clouds Wear? S on: Ummmm, Briefs? Dad: No Son, They Wear “Thunderpants”!

Dad Jokes Dad: You Know The Alphabet Is Scary. Father: How So? Dad: Well I Begins With “A Bee Sea” & I’m Not For That!

Dad: You Know, It’s Rare When A Defibulator Fails. Son: Yeah, Usually It’s Do To People Tring To Use It In The Hollywood Movies. Dad: Yeah, Nonetheless It’s Quite “Shocking”