Dad: ” Hey son, is their a hole in your shoe?” Son: “No I Don’t Think So.” Dad: “Then how did you get your foot in it?”
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Dad Joke Time!
Dad: Hey Son, What Did The Dad Tell His Son When He Sent Him To Time Out. Son: Are You… Hinting At Something Here? Dad: Nope, he Said, “This Is Your Pun-ishment” Son: If You Ask Me, That Joke Is Enough Of One As it Is.
Dad Joke Time!
Dad: Hey Son, Do You Know Why The Soviets Went To War With Finland Son: Cause Stalin Is A Paranoid Nut? Dad: Yes, But He Wanted To Get To The “Finish Line”!
Dad Humourism Time!
Dad: I Took An Airline To Court About My Luggage Son: Oh? Dad: I Lost My Case!
Dad Of Joke Time!
Dad: Hey Son, Do You Now What They call A Very Trickable Sea Gull Son: A Dumb Bird? Dad: No, They Called It Gullible!
Daily Dad: Sweeney Todd
Today’s Daily Dad, Who’s Going In The Daily Dad Zone, Is Sweeney Todd. Usually We Don’t Allow Straight Up Murderers Onto This List, But Sweeny Gets Is An Exception Via Judge Doing Wrong To His Son & A Major Wrong To His Wife.
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